heliolisk:

I will never be happy because I crave attention from people but I also want to be locked up in my room with unlimited food and a comfy bed for the rest of eternity

(via joshpeck)

This Pomeranian apparently got so upset with his new haircut that he started standing and walking around on his hind legs after he got back from the groomers…for 2 days.

luc-ienn:

thatonenarga:

toastradamus:

gayspicy:

unamusedsloth:

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And here he is before his haircut.

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Stop Him

too strong

He is evolving…

Have you ever been so mad you learned how to walk

(via dvilsean)

planetary-gogo:

i-smell-sex-and-coffee:

eluting:

i wish i had my own apartment so i could make food at two in the morning and dance around in my underwear

funny how once you get your own apartment this is actually exactly what happens

And then you cry over the responsibility of living on your own.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

dulect:

teacher: I’m really disappointed that you failed the test

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

(via perks-of-being-chinese)